IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

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by John Walters

Starting Five

Rockefeller Center: Lights On For The Tree, Lights Out For Lauer

“Where In The World Is Matt Lauer?” He’s probably headed to a sex rehab clinic in Wickenburg, Arizona. Among the creepier stories surrounding the departure of the inveterate Today Show co-host: he sent a colleague a sex tape toy and told her how he’d like to use it on her, he had a button at his desk that locked his office door and used it to trap at least a couple of colleagues, dropping his pants on one and telling another that she should have sex with him.

Meanwhile, NBC, while it should be applauded for dismissing Lauer so swiftly, deserves a serious eye roll for this self-absolving release: “We can say unequivocally, that, prior to Monday night, current NBC News management was never made aware of any complaints about Matt Lauer’s conduct.”

The key word there is “current.” There may not have been anything in Lauer’s HR find since Andy Lack took over, but most NBC employees knew of Lauer’s peccadilloes. Incidents like that don’t remain secret for too long. Meanwhile, Lauer earned $25 million per year, was the face of NBC’s largest in-house cash cow, and had already played a role in the bouncing of Ann Curry and the trans-continental relocation of Natalie Morales. NBC was more than a little aware of Lauer’s antics; they just recused themselves from learning the details.

Beautiful, smart and no longer at Today: Tamron Hall. One of many who got thrown overboard during Lauer’s occupation of Today.

The good news is that Lauer needs only four more victims to step forward in order to run for a Senate seat in Alabama. And yes, if you’re wondering who the highest-profile sexual predator who has yet to lose his job despite numerous allegations of his inappropriate behavior is, he works at the Oval Office (when he’s not golfing).

Who should NBC look for to replace Lauer (Savannah and Hoda won’t cut it)? If not Megyn Kelly, who earns Lauer-like loot, make a hard run for Anderson Cooper of CNN. For one thing, you know he won’t be sexually harassing the female staff.

2. Peak Bitcoin (For Now)

 

On the day after Thanksgiving our Bitcoin ETF rose nearly 6%. Then on both Monday and Tuesday it went up more than 8% and on Wednesday morning, as the price of Bitcoin went up another 7% so that the stock chart looked like the right side of a skateboard ramp, it felt as if we’d hit Peak Bitcoin, where FOMO was overtaking reason. The Wall Street Journal ran the headline this morning “Even Grandma Is In.’

(Not true, WSJ: I was unable to persuade my mom to jump in earlier this week.)

Anyway, the selloff commenced late yesterday afternoon (and we’re pleased to note we’d sold off ALL our Bitcoin ETF by then, pocketing about 100% profit in under a month). Bitcoin will be back: the price of it had accelerated too fast, but the concept still has legs. Again, we implore you: watch Banking On Bitcoin on Netflix.

3. I O Dyin’

That’s 72 year-old convicted Bosnian Croat war criminal Slobodan Praljak who, upon losing an appeal on his 20-year sentence, decided to take matters into his own glands. The former general cried, “I am not a war criminal!”, then quaffed some poison, Game Of Thrones-style, and was soon down and out.

You gotta admire it in a way, and think of all the money he saved taxpayers. As Kirk Herbstreit would say, “They should be thanking him.”

4. Fountains Of Wayne

Remember Wayne Rooney? The British footballer has been around forever, but he’s only 32 and last night he scored a hat trick for Everton in a 4-1 victory versus West Ham.  It was Rooney first Premier League hat trick in more than six years. His final goal was the stunner, a shot Rooney took from his own half that sailed in over a badly out of position keeper. Enjoy.

5. “You Really Need A Bono In Your Band If You Wanna Get Anywhere”

Really enjoyed this recent 60 Minutes, Australia feature on U2 and yes we’re insanely jealous of the woman who got to report it, even if she’s cuter than we are. The above quote is from Adam Clayton and it’s quite on the money.

Reserves

Lane Kiffin is now second only to Cecil Hurt as my favorite college football follow. This is what happens to men when they lose their dream job and their dream wife. They get to relax and be themselves. Losing everything you ever thought you wanted can be quite liberating (take it from me):

 

John Mulaney performing at the Mark Twain Prize ceremony for Dave last month. The Chicago-born and bred comic is at his best when talking about his parents.

The opening from November 18’s “Night Of Too Many Stars.” For us, John Oliver stole the show here (and De Niro brought it to a crashing halt):

 

Music 101

American Boy

Why can’t more songs be this good, this smooth? This 2008 song by Estelle, with a heavy assist from Kanye, won a Grammy for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration and is easily one of the MH staff’s favorite tunes from the past 10 years.

Remote Patrol

No. 5 Notre Dame at No. 3 Michigan State

7 p.m. ESPN

 

One week after wearing shorts and a T-shirt while leading his Irish to a come-from-16-points-behind win against Wichita State at the Maui Classic, coach Mike Brey takes them to the north and East Lansing. Bonzie Colson is averaging 20.0 and 10.5 for the Irish.

2 thoughts on “IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

  1. Not a “tape”, a “toy”. Allegedly. It seems Lauer was/is a creep at best & possibly a predator but so far, I’ve read NOTHING that is , er, “hard” (ironically unlike Matt at “work” most of the time it seems) evidence. The piece in Variety yesterday was piss-poor journalism – “sources said”, NO NAMES, very little actual examples of his alleged offenses with any kind of documentation. As for the door locking desk button, come on, most large offices for bigwigs have those & have had for over 30 freakin years! MAYBE Laurer did use it to “trap his victims” but WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE? Just because it was there means nothing. (And was his office sound-proof ?) Unless the victims put their names to the accusations (as in ALL the Hollywood cases & Roy Moore) & there is more proof than “she said/he said”, how did this result so quickly in termination? Is NBC making deals with other journalists NOT to detail all to protect the network (&/or higher-ups that covered for him)? Or is that all there is? What high priced lawyer couldn’t have a field day with this?

    I am LIVID about this. If the guy has been a sexual predator at work then let’s see the proof. America basically welcomed that guy in their HOMES for the past 2 DECADES & we have a right to know the truth. At the very least, the accusers must go on the record. Plus, HOW was he able to get away with this for so long if “everyone knew”? The enabling NBC ‘suits’ are now on the clock & THEY must be terminated too if they protected a predator. BUT, there must be proof.

    As a middle-aged female in this country, I have experienced my share of sexual harassment, intimidation, & even attempted assault. At school, work & outside of work. All of this was not just possible but enabled by the unequal power positions of men & women, especially in the workplace. I understand why young women would be intimidated by one of the most powerful on-camera men in media, especially if that is their dream career. But here’s the thing – you can NOT destroy ‘the way things have always been’ with weak-ass “unnamed sources”. You need the gdamn hammer, bulldozer, bazooka of ON THE RECORD accusers who did not wait years to come forward. THAT’s the deal. That people in the MEDIA are trying to wiggle out of this truth is beyond disappointing, it’s PATHETIC.

    • I’m sorry, Susie B. I can’t go with you here. The suits at NBC made their decision not based on unnamed sources, but on a source named to them. Who met with them. As for the rest of it, that’s just rubbernecking (by you, by me, by everyone). NBC wouldn’t have done what they did based on anonymous sources, and one day later Lauer is copping to it, anyway. I truly don’t understand why women are so tough on other women in these situations. My guess is that they don’t feel it’s fair that someone gets credit for her suffering while others don’t get credit for theirs.

      If NBC didn’t have a name and a face and real solid evidence, they wouldn’t have canned their cash cow. And Lauer would be up screaming Holy Hell today (Today?). Just because you don’t have a People magazine cover/TMZ home page name and face to sate you doesn’t make it any less so.

      And really, no credit for getting out of Bitcoin? Geez!

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