IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

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by John Walters

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No shake for Moscow Mitch. Meanwhile, Trey Gowdy and the fine art of a political party impaling itself:

Starting Five

Blown Save*

*The judges will also accept “Fall From Grace Classic”

A brief timeline of how the Houston Astros completely mishandled the Brandon Taubman, up to and including after they terminated him yesterday afternoon:

–After the Astros dispatch of the Yankees thanks to Jose Altuve’s walk-off bomb, assistant general manager (not assistant to the general manager) Brandon Taubman turns to three female reporters in the Astro clubhouse and yells, ” โ€œThank God we got Osuna! Iโ€™m so [expletive] glad we got Osuna!โ€

(Roberto Osuna is the Astros closer who was suspended 75 games a year ago for domestic violence. Only an hour or so before Taubman had allowed a 9th-inning home run to D.J. LeMahieu and technically been given a blown save).

–SI reporter Stephanie Apstein writes about the incident two days later, and only after the Astros refused to give her access to Taubman for him to expand on what he meant. The story dropped on the eve of Game 1 of the World Series.

–Tuesday morning, the Astros release a statement, the gist of which is contained in this tweet, verbatim:

–In other words, the Astros’ OFFICIAL response to Apstein’s story was to call it Fake News, a tactic that may play well locally in Texas but won’t work in a “national” league.

–Next, at least three other reporters, all eyewitnesses, confirm Apstein’s account. Further, they point out that no one had asked Taubman a question, that he had just lashed out on his own.

–Just before Game 1, Astro manager A.J. Hinch calls the issue “very disappointing.” Taubman issues an apology of the “I’m sorry if you were offended” route, which as we all know is the world’s lamest apology.

“I used inappropriate language for which I am deeply sorry and embarrassed. In retrospect, I realize that my comments were unprofessional and inappropriate. My overexuberance in support of a player has been misinterpreted as a demonstration of a regressive attitude about an important social issue.

–The Astros lose both Games 1 and 2 of the World Series, at home.

–The Astros fire Taubman. General manager Jeff Luhnow admits that the organization was wrong to put out the release that it did, but refuses to specify who was behind it. He does say that only Taubman and one other Astro employee were interviewed before the release was put out. In other words, the Astros had at first thought this would be just small potatoes and figured it would be easier to snuff out Apstein’s credibility than to tackle the issue head on.

–At a presser on Thursday evening, Luhnow is asked if he or the Astros have personally apologized to Apstein. He says no, that it’s been a hectic and chaotic time and he has not had a chance. Perhaps Luhnow does not realize that Apstein is seated in the room at the time.

What is it with the city of Houston this fall? First, the college football team tells two of its top players to take the rest of the season off. Then the Daryl Morey tweet goes sideways. Then this. I don’t want to repeat the obvious and fitting mantra here, but you know, “Houston,….”

And Then There’s Rob Drake

Brandon Taubman is out (and he’s going to have to wait about 50 weeks to atone…bad timing) but umpire Rob Drake is still employed even after a tweet from Tuesday night, since deleted (as too his entire account has been), in which he promised to buy an AR-15 “because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020.”

Drake also issued a bullshit apology by putting the conditional on it: “I want to personally apologize to everyone that my words made feel less safe.” Which is really saying, Hey, MAGA, I know I don’t have to apologize to you because you get it. I’m just apologizing to these cucks because if I don’t I may lose my job. Bear with me.

Then Drake adds, “I never intended to diminish the threat of violence from assault weapons, or violence of any kind.” Oh, we know, Rob. You actually were promoting it as a threat.

Freedom of speech, sure. No one is imprisoning him. But he also just threatened an armed rebellion due to a legal process. I wonder what MLB will do about this. Answer: probably nothing.

Cliptober

It’s not even Halloween and the Los Angeles Clippers are already NBA champions. Okay, not really, after beating the Lakers by 10 on Tuesday the Clips rolled up to San Francisco and put up 141 on the Warriors on the night the Chase Center was christened.

The Warriors, under Steve Kerr, had never surrendered that many points in a game before.

Keep in mind: the Clips haven’t even had Paul George in either of these two games.

Note well: this is the season Patrick Beverley will become a national cult figure beyond just the know of NBA insiders.

Also note: It’s going to be a long season for the Warriors and I hope Klay Thompson just sits the whole thing out.

Funny moment: Before the first bucket was even scored (history will record that L.A. led 14-0 before Golden State scored a point in its new home), play had to be stopped when a fan seated courtside spilled his beer on the floor. TNT announcer Kevin Harlan noted that that was a very expensive beer he’d just spilled, but then realized and said that if he could afford to sit there he could probably afford to absorb that loss without any care.

Klay Thompson speaks to the crowd before opening tip. Huge miss by TNT not to cover it live.

There’s a part of me that’s glad to see basketball back in The City itself, and there’s another part that’s sad that the Warriors leveraged their success of the past half decade via the Splash Brothers into a venue that their real East Bay fans will never be able to afford and that will just become a vanity play for Silicon Valley’s plethora of billionaires and millionaires. The irony being, of course, that the product will never achieve the greatness or glory of the past five seasons. It’s over, kids. Sorry.

And Now A Word From Katie McCollow…

And if you’re one of those ‘gram types, you can follow her on the ‘gram at @katie.mccollow. All she wants are life’s simple pleasures: fame, wealth and an US Weekly cover.

At The Movies: 1941

  1. Citizen Kane Even if, like us, you feel that one viewing is enough, you have to appreciate that Orson Welles did this all (write/direct/star) as a 25 year-old, that he took on one of the most powerful men in media (William Randolph Hearst, on whose life it is loosely based) and that he did things that had never even been thought of before in film. On a shoestring budget. The Quentin Tarantino of his time 2. Sullivan’s Travels From Preston Sturges. Joel McRea (who joked that he got the roles that Gary Cooper wasn’t available for) as a big-shot producer who goes undercover as a hobo to better understand the plight of the poor so he can make a film that better depicts them only to realize that what they really want is what he already does so well: comedies. With Veronica Lake as The Girl. McRea later turned down a chance to make another film with Lake, saying, “One Veronica Lake film is enough for a lifetime” 3. The Maltese Falcon Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre in a classic film noir set in one of the three best cities for the genre, San Francisco 4. The Lady Eve Another Preston Sturges comedy classic, starring two all-time Hollywood heavyweights, Barbara Stanwyck and Henry Fonda 5. The Wolfman Is that a full moon I see? A must-see of the horror genre.

5 thoughts on “IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

  1. As a hard-core classic film enthusiast, I know I should say Citizen Kane & The Maltese Falcon are my fave on the above list but, er, give me The Lady Eve! I’ve grown to like & appreciate Citizen Kane but the 1st handful of times I watched it, I was under the age of 12 & let’s just say, I couldn’t understand what all the fuss was about! ๐Ÿ˜‰ The “art of filmmaking” did not yet dictate my selection of movies nor had I learned of WRH. Both came later during my teenage years.

    I have a confession. You know how I, er, sometimes give you a hard time about not having seen some “classic” movies until fairly recently? Wellllll, I’d never seen ALL of ‘The Treasure of the Sierra Madre’ until a few months ago. Oh, I started watching it several times over the years & clicked away after about 20 minutes. Was just NOT my cup of tea (actually, I don’t like tea, so not my bottle of Diet Pepsi). But a few months ago, I finally watched the entire thing. I liked it better than all those times I clicked away but THAT is considered one of THE best movies of all time? Gettouttahere! Heck, if not deciding I just had to see/hear THE classic line (“badges? we don’t need no stinkin badges!”), I probably would have clicked away again. Sure, the performances were good, but Bogart’s character was iffy from the get-go, “wealth” did NOT make him a crazed murderer & supposedly the theme of the movie is how great wealth corrupts & corrodes! What do you think of that film? Besides GWTW, what are some classic movies that are on ‘The List’ (of greatest all-time movies) but definitely not on yours?

    There are a few other “classic” films I’ve yet to watch in entirety & I’m too embarrassed to list them. I’m actually less embarrassed to admit I’ve never read War & Peace & Moby Dick. (The former is LOOOONG & too many names & I’ve just never gotten around to the latter. My English Lit profs would be so disappointed in me!).

    Anyhoo, AMZN. I actually expected something like that in this report. And, the stock is only down 2.5% right now, far from the 7% it fell after hours last night. Still, when you see what that does to your holding, owwwww.

    Do you have any stocks on a watchlist or just are currently interested in? I’ve had the following on my watchlist for the past 1-3 years : SHOP, TCEHY, TWLO, NEE, GH, VRTX, IQ, ABMD, BLUE, MDB & added OKTA a few months ago. The 1st one kills me as I’ve just watch it go up & up, without me, sigh. I have limit orders (at prices far below current) in for some but others I’ll probably pass on. Are you still interested in pot stocks? Bitcoin? Anything new?

    Finally, other 1941 movies I’ve seen many, many times & are faves : How Green Was My Valley, Meet John Doe, Penny Serenade & Babes on Broadway (warning – a ‘minstrel’ section).

  2. Susie. Love your take downs of Trump. No one is better.

    But to weigh in on stocks, back in the day I bought TERP. I was watching it but you mentioned it on MH and I jumped on it. Great decision so thank you but going to sell soon. The big run is over until Trump is out of office. Also bought VLO recently and I know you are fan. You have a nice list there. GH got an upgrade recently. I am familiar with cyber security and Okta could be acquired. Security needs to move to a platform play vs a stand alone offerings and they are one of the hot ones out there. Cyberark is another one too. Perhaps Splunk too.

    I would look at media stocks as advertising ticks up with the election cycle. Maybe Comcast could be a play too. Thatโ€™s what I got for the night. Keep up the posting!

    • Thanks Oz! You’re probably correct that the big rise in TERP is probably over for now but I still like it as a dividend stock. Same for VLO & my other 2 refiners. As mentioned here on MH a while back, I’m TRYING to up my dividend (i.e. “income”) stocks but as you can see from my watchlist, I’m a work in progress (only NEE in my list above is a dividend play & I SHOULD have bought in when I 1st started ‘watching’ as alas, now it’s overpriced.)

      jdubs, if you’re interested in a dividend stock you should put NEE on YOUR watchlist. It’s a utility but I believe it is THE biggest generator of electricity using clean energy, specifically solar & wind. Right up your non-fossil fuel alley. ๐Ÿ™‚

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