IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

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by John Walters

D! Happy 33rd birthday to the best women’s basketball player I ever saw…

Starting Five

Wood’s goal in the 88th minute gave the U.S. Men their first ever win in Germany. Die Mannschaft, Die!

1. Wood, You Believe?

Quite a fortnight for United States soccer: take down Sepp Blatter and his evil minions; the men win a pair of friendlies on the home pitches of Netherlands and reigning World Cup champion Germany; and the women win the first match of their World Cup. Take a bow, soccer moms. Take. A. Bow.

If she hadn’t taken control of the car pool back in 2005, where would US soccer be?

Yesterday in Cologne there would be no after-saves (!) for the Deutsch, as Team USA, led by their German coach, Jurgen Klinsmann, recovered from an early 1-0 deficit to vanquish the hosts. Mario Goetze, who is somebody that I used to know, scored the opener in the 12th minute for Die Mannschaft, but then Jeff Bradley’s Nephew lofted a beautiful lead pass to the sublimely named Mix Diskerud (yes, he’s on our side), who scooted in the equalizer in the 41st minute.

Then in the 87th minute Wood, a 22 year-old Hawaiian who last Friday night scored the game-winner in the 90th minute of USA’s 4-3 win over Oranje (say it ain’t so, Dodgy Flapper!), fielded a pass outside the penalty box, swiveled, and booted a seeing-eye strike past the German goalkeeper, who is now working in a shipyard in Hamburg.

Wood bypassed college and has actually lived and played in Germany since 2007

Pretty good week for Bobby Wood. Two game-winninng goals on the home pitches of two of the world’s more venerable soccer powers. And he was a sub in both matches. Watch the video here while listening to it in Deutsch.

2. New York Post-Mortem

The best NY Post hed ever. My runner-up would be: “Wacko Jacko Backo,” about the return of Michael Jackson

The man who gave the world this headline in 1983, Vinnie Musetto, died at the age of 74 on Tuesday. Here’s a very entertaining (especially if you are in the biz) tale surrounding the creation of that hed (an editor questions whether or not it is in fact a topless bar and Musetto, echoing the thoughts and aspirations of quipsters the world over, retorts, “It’s gotta be a topless bar! This is the greatest [bleeping’] headline of my career”).

Almost as a tribute to Musetto’s legacy, Tuesday was also the day that most of us began to see the above hed from the East Oregonian, “northeastern Oregon’s largest regional newspaper since 1875.” I only wish that Venditte’s first name were Gil, because then you could make a claim that this was true.

3. It’s About….Time

Ironically, it’s the Warriors who have the cavalier attitude and the Cavaliers who are playing like Warriors.

LeBron James is 30 years old and playing in his fifth straight NBA Finals. Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green are all at least three years his junior and making their NBA Finals debut. While I can’t fault for one moment Curry’s effort in this series, it’s clear that what I tweeted on Friday has thus far come to pass: the intangibles have taken over.

LeBron, who is averaging 40 points per game this series, just wants it that much more and he has infused at least three of his teammates, none of whom are American — Timofey Mozgov (Russia), Tristan Thompson (Canada) and Matthew Dellavedova (Australia) — with that same sense of urgency.

Then again, we are only three games in and all three games have been within a point or tied in the final minute. No one is choking here. Two fantastic teams playing a fantastic series thus far.

As I said Friday, the loss of Irving actually provides LeBron with a once-in-a-career opportunity. Win these Finals and you have a permanent SHUT UP! card to hand every remaining (foolish) critic. It’s too bad LBJ won Sportsman of the Year in 2012, because this is the year in which he may truly deserve it.

4. Safe  –and Yet Also In Danger — at Home

“Hi-YAA!” Miss Piggy couldn’t have done it any better than Crosby

Elbow Room: In the Texas 4A state final last week, Huffman defeated Needville (neighboring town of Wantville) 6-4. But the real story was the not one but two subtle elbow shivers that Needville catcher Megan Crosby delivered to Huffman players as they were coming in to score at home. The umpires missed both of them. Video here.

Update: Crosby will skate on the Blackhawks third line for the remainder of the Stanley Cup finals.

5. Raising — and Re-Raising — The Bar

Morris

The NCAA Track & Field Outdoor Championships commence today yesterday from Track Town, U.S.A. (Eugene), and the big story should be pole vaulters Sandi Morris (left) and Demi Payne (below). Morris and Payne between them, this year alone, have accounted for the NINE HIGHEST INDOOR VAULTS in NCAA history and have also EACH reset the OUTDOOR NCAA record — TWICE.

They’re pretty amazing young women and both will be high on NBC’s radar next summer. Morris is the reigning NCAA Indoor champ while Payne’s vault of 15-7 indoors last winter is the highest vault, indoors or outdoors, that any collegian has ever done. I cannot wait until the real sport blogs discover this pair. In the meantime, here’s Sandi’s blog (click for the title alone) and my story in Newsweek should be up very soon. Prelims are tonight, finals on Saturday. Tune in to ESPN or ESPNU.

 

Music 101

Pumped Up Kicks

All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks/Better run, better run/Outrun my bullets

It’s rare to hear a perfectly crafted pop song this millennium. Even rarer to hear one that references a 1990s footwear product. But Mark Foster and his band, Foster the People, created just that in 2011 as this catchy tune made it all the way to No. 3 on the Billboard chart. Foster, for years a struggling commercial jingles writer, crafted the catchiest melody of his career and then kept it for himself.

Remote Patrol

Game 4: Warriors at Cavs

ABC 9 p.m.

David Lee played as many minutes in Games 1 and 2 as David Lee Roth, but his 13 breakout minutes in Game 3 showed Steve Kerr that he has a Warrior who is a warrior.

If the Cavs win, it’s over. If the Warriors win, we’ve got a series. Go Warriors! This series is too delicious to want it to go anything less than 7. Besides, I’m wide open the rest of this month.

5 thoughts on “IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

  1. Thanks for your continuing coverage of track and field. I wish I could find a way to care about it, but I just don’t. But good for you for being that “shining beacon in the night.”
    Go Cavs!

  2. I’ll be back later but wanted to answer your twitter question now – the Warriors have NOT led even once in regulation in these FINALS Games 1-3.

  3. Hey J Dubs, sure looks like a baseball on the Mom in the photo. Not that I was staring at it or anything. So you worked both hardball and softball into your update. Well done.

  4. So, I was wrong above? Well, that’s what I get for believing the NBA “experts” on ESPN & NBATV – after Tuesday night’s game & again yesterday, I heard this 4 or 5 times. I knew the Cavs never trailed in Game 3 & it SEEMED probable when thinking back to Games 1 & 2.

    Maybe my hazy memory is due to yesterday’s IV for “rehydration” (mine not Delly’s) after Game 3’s 4th quarter? Just kidding but OMG! We were up by 20 near the end of the 3rd & we ALMOST lost that entire lead in mere minutes?! Thankfully, the newest NBA “duo”, that terrific twosome of Sweet Pea & Delly saved the day. I LOVED that game until the 1st 7 minutes of the 4th quarter. 🙂 Even though every LBJ miss still provokes Pavlovian winces & moans from Yours Truly. Can’t help it! For 3 straight years, I saw him routinely shoot 52-59%. LeBron may be “playing outside his box” in these Finals, but *I’M* watching ‘outside my sofa box’, i.e. distraught on the floor. I know it’s all for good & he’s basically RUNNING the entire offense, but it’s still rough to watch at times.

    Anyway, I’m still in a state of shock. And euphoria. Wish we had a few more days to do a little more “savoring”. Thinking about Game 4 – I’m very concerned that Steph finally seemed to “find” his shot in the last game’s 4th quarter AND that David Lee could be a “missing piece” against our defense. However, maybe seeing that 20 point lead evaporate so fast will be a lesson for the Cavs – that NO lead is safe against that team! Tonight’s game is a MUST WIN for both teams. If the Dubs go down 1-3, well, that sure would be tough (especially mentally & emotionally) to reverse. And if the Dubs win & the series is tied 2-2, there are only 3 more games, two of which are in Oakland. That would be tough for the Cavs!

    Remember when I wrote of my mental wonderings a few days ago? Triple Crown after 37 years, destiny, Galaxy Quest, Ohio State’s miraculous CFB championship after one setback/disaster after another, &, er, say it again – “destiny”? I just thought of something else. All season long, various Cavs fans-hoopheads have been bitching about LeBron’s “iso-play”. Even when we won the games, these guys wouldn’t shut up. Well, did you see the movie “SIGNS”? Remember the little girl who kept leaving glasses of water all over the house? She didn’t know why she was doing it & it was a bit annoying to the family. And then, one of those glasses of water fell over onto a house-invading/menacing alien & burned him & thus, saved the family! See what I’m saying? All those annoying “iso-plays” in the regular season mayyyyybeeeee prepared LBJ & the team for this Finals! What can I say – being a fan means you’re a lunatic! 🙂

    Even though I’m ridiculously ECSTATIC that LeBron & the Cavs have “shocked the world” & so far have beat the pants off the “best team in this year’s NBA”, I do have one problem. When the Cavs got IN to the Finals, I was thrilled – LeBron’s 5th straight, & this team was ‘ahead of schedule’, plus all those injuries & yet we made it to the Finals. So, I told myself I was happy as long as we didn’t get swept. But, NOW, after we’ve won 2 games & made the “#1 team” look more than a bit pathetic? I WANT LEBRON/CAVS TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP NOW! Not “next year” but NOW! They’ve made me a believer! And it could be a bit crushing if we don’t.

    I – I
    I believe – I BELIEVE!
    I believe that – I BELIEVE THAT!
    I believe that we – I BELIEVE THAT WE!
    I believe that we will win – I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
    I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
    I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!

    Just a coincidence that another World Cup is happening during these Finals? Or “destiny”? It’s a SIGN, I’m telling ya! 🙂 🙂

  5. I was impervious to LeBron James (despite Susie B.’s relentless fandom) but his interview after Game 3 with D. Wade defrosted my frozen heart. LeBron as the downtrodden, beaten-up underdog is a compelling story, and I’m all in!

    Thanks to this REAL SPORTS blog for introducing us to the likes of Sandi Morris & Co. Mind the gap. Raise the bar. Elation-junky (sic) is my new mantra! (But there’s nothing on earth that would tempt me to take up pole vaulting. No siree! )

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