IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

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by John Walters

 

WINTER IS HERE

Secretary of Defense James Mattis, the last sane man left in “the room,” resigns. The president threatens to shut down the government if he doesn’t get funding for his border wall. The stock market is tanking. And it’s the first day of winter, Ned Stark. We’re there. Or as Donald Trump might tweet, “We’re their.”

Tweet Me Right


Do you think he and Pence think these are the kind of coyotes that walk around with dynamite from ACME?

Starting Five

Resig Nation

For Secretary of Defense James Mattis, the line in the sand was the fact that his boss no wanted to align in the sand. Specifically, in Syria. When Donald Trump went against the advice of Mattis and the other Joint Chiefs of Staff and in favor of whatever Sean Hannity and Bill Shine advised, the erstwhile four-star general said, “Yup, I’m outta here.”

Mattis joins a slew of well-meaning Republican types who boarded the H.M.S. Trump but then decided, you know what, I’m going to abandon ship before it strikes the iceberg.


Here is Mattis’ resignation letter in full …

…and here are the two excerpts most relevant:

One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive system of alliances and partnerships. While the US remains the indispensable nation in the free world, we cannot protect our interests or serve that role effectively without maintaining strong alliances and showing respect to those allies.

And…

I believe we must be resolute and unambiguous in our approach to those countries whose strategic interests are increasingly in tension with ours. It is clear that China and Russia, for example, want to shape a world consistent with their authoritarian model — gaining veto authority over other nations’ economic, diplomatic, and security decisions — to promote their own interests at the expense of their neighbors, America and our allies.

In short: Stop pissing off our friends and cozying up to our enemies.

Kelly’s gone. Mattis is gone. So who’s the adult in the room? Kellyanne?

2. Morocco Murders

Two Scandinavian women, both in their twenties, trekking by themselves in the remote Atlas Mountains region of Morocco. For a quartet of local men, this was seen as an opportunity. The bodies of  Louisa Vesterager Jespersen, 24, from Denmark and Maren Ueland, 28, from Norway, were found on Monday. They had been camping near Toubkal (13,671 feet) north Africa’s highest peak.

Motive: the four men, all apprehended, have pledged allegiance to ISIS and were heard on a video pledging allegiance to its leader. Yes, at least one of the women were beheaded and if you search (not very hard) on the internet, you can see footage of the horrific act. People are just so messed up.

3.Juul Riches

So we were on a little road trip over Labor Day weekend with one of our oldest friends, whose daughter was just beginning college. We asked him what’s going on in high schools these days, and he asked if we knew anything about “Juuls.” Never heard of them, we said.

He then proceeded to tell us how Juul is an incredibly popular type of E-cigarette that you can hide in the palm of your hand. One cartridge produces the nicotine kick of an entire pack of cigarettes. Juul, he told us, is rampant in high school classrooms.


How rampant? Yesterday Altria, the tobacco company which purchased a 35% stake in Juul earlier this year for $12.8 billion, handed the company a bonus dividend of $2 billion. Now, we’re not sure how the folks who run personnel for this 1,500-person company based in San Francisco want to divvy up the proceeds, but per staffer this would balance out to a $1.3 million bonus per staffer (and that’s how we’d do it). This way, everyone at Juul could afford to at least rent in San Francisco or Tiburon or Sausalito.

Think about that: you work for a company whose chief goal is to hook teenagers on nicotine, spurring a wave of emphysema and lung cancer for the 2050s and beyond. And you’re doing it near Silicon Valley, where all businesses purportedly exist to “make the world a better place.” And for your miscreantism you may walk home at year’s end with a million-dollar bonus. What a time to be alive….

4. Super Cooper

If you missed this a couple days ago, that’s Cooper Dawson, a three-star defensive end recruit from South Carolina and a five-star human being. For his NLI announcement, Dawson brought out a friend who suffers from cerebral palsy, Kingsley Feinman, to help and actually make the announcement.

Dawson missed his senior season with a torn ACL but as he said at the gathering, “Kingsley taught me that the only disability is a bad attitude.”

What a cool young man. And Cooper, that’s Tom Rinaldi calling on your other line…

5. It’s A Wonderful Reich

We got to thinking, based on SNL‘s skit about what if Trump had never been elected president…what if Adolf Hitler had never been born? There’s probably been a movie or book (or three dozen) tackling this hypothetical in the past, but the world would be such a different place.

Consider: Industrialization may have proceeded more slowly, as World War II spurred the acceleration of some of the greatest (and most worrisome) technological advancements in history. That mustache above might be acceptable, as would the name Adolf.

Granted, Hitler did not create nationalism or racism, he just exploited it (sound like any leader you know?). Something to consider: Adolf was one of six children, three of whom died in infancy. Those are 50-50 odds, but the world came out on the wrong side of them. The fate of 70 million lives, cut short, came down to a coin flip.

Music 101

Travelin’ Man

A true teen pop idol, Ricky Nelson was the son of arguably the most popular TV couple in the 1950s and early Sixties, Ozzie and Harriet Nelson (who were also married in real life). Pop would put his son’s songs onto the show and record sales would soar. This was Nelson’s second and last No. 1 hit, in 1961. Nelson died on New Year’s Eve 1985 the way all true rock stars should—in a small plane crash en route to a gig. He left the world his songs and his extremely blond sons, who would record “After The Rain,” an early ’90s hit that was big on the MTV.

Remote Patrol

Buffalo at Marquette

8:30 p.m. FSN

The 14th-ranked Bulls, who have defeated West Virginia and Syracuse, are 11-0. No. 20 Marquette is 9-2, with losses at Indiana and versus No. 1 Kansas.

5 thoughts on “IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

  1. The interesting thing re: item #5 is that both were democratically elected, albeit not in the most straightforward of ways.

    The point is: As opposed to, say, North Korea, a portion of Germany at one time or another supported Hitler.

  2. A CNN chyron last night read as follows: DEFENSE SECRETARY QUITS IN PROTEST OVER TRUMP MIDDLE EAST POLICY AS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN LOONS AND FINANCIAL MARKETS TANK.

    Quite a day, Mr. President.

  3. The current CHAOS & TURMOIL in the government & this country is not just the handiwork of the “HUMAN GARBAGE” SOCIOPATH that occupies the WH, it is the current REPUBLICAN PARTY. THEY are responsible for this mess & they actually WANT THIS. They do not give a rat’s ass about anyone but themselves &/or the megarich (if they are not yet among the financial elite, they plan to be thanks to their toadying efforts for their masters). And if you voted for The Sociopath or any of the GOP Nazis currently in Congress, then YOU are also responsible. That NONE of those spineless/gutless wonders have the gonads to stand up to that PATHOLOGICAL CORRUPT/TREASONOUS SACK OF SHIT is all you EVER need to know about any of them.

    The only thing that gives me peace is that history will rip them to shreds & their family names will be tainted for centuries. Mover over Hitler, Himmler, Goring, Goebbels, Speer, Bormann, et al, you’ll one day be joined on the library shelves (& Hell) by some “American” cousins.

    I once asked you jdubs if there was any company or industry in which you would not invest no matter how much money you could make. I can’t remember if you answered (perhaps fossil fuel companies?) but mine have always been cigarette & alcohol companies. Don’t care if they could make me meeellions. I used to argue with my dad all the time about the cig companies as he owned a bunch of stock in two of them. They pay big dividends & that’s all he cared about. Drove me crazy. That those E-cigarettes were (still are?) legal for so long to minors is the fault of our pathetic inattentive governments, both local & federal. Future LAWSUITS should include them.

    BTW, I hope you’ve been stashin’ some cash as I’m getting QUEASIER by the day. Remember what I said about my barfometer & the stock market? Well, if it keeps going like this week much longer, I’ll be reaching for a bucket. And THEN you want to put your money to work! 🙂

    • All I can say, Susie B., is that when every EMOTION is tellling you to sell, then buy. And when every emotion tells you to buy more, then sell.

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