Del Rio

by John Walters

After today’s IAH posted (because of it?), Washington Commanders head coach Ron Rivera announced that the team was fining defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio $100,000 for his comments earlier this week about the January 6 “dust-up.” And that inspired us to rewrite the chorus to Duran Duran’s 1983 classic, “Rio”:

His name’s Del Rio and he’s down a hundred grand,

That’s what you get for talking like you’re in the Klan,

And though he’s fined you know he still don’t understand,

Del Rio, Rio, go patrol the Rio Grande

One thought on “Del Rio

  1. I don’t have a comment about Del Rio – other than he is an idiot – but just wanted to say how happy I am that you are publishing again. Even if it is just weekly, I’ll take what i can get from you.

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